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According to research by the Evangelatinous Cryptotheological Society, if a person is scratched by Satan’s Claws during December, then on the night of the 23rd {better known as ‘AnteChristMasEve’} the poor helpless victim will transform into a hohohorrible santanic Kringlebeast.
@KRM_Morgan @VClinebarton @VodkaWardrobe @ElijahBarnsUK @JEdnaMae @Mystificus @martiandiaries @KimMichelleRos1 @GreyCaitlin @brotherurth @RetroBrit @HPL_JDeLaughter @MultiBookMarket @SelineSigil9 @RealSardonicus @UKWingman @BambiSommers1 @JulieKusma Thank you as always!
Have an auspiciously autumnal weekend everyone :)
@perditamcleod If only I had more time.
I think I may have to move planets… I need to find one with at least 96 hours per day…
In 1847 Dr Úid of Bernières Abbey proposed that, as human sacrifices to the Sun God were a renewable resource, they should be ritually slaughtered using sustainable methods.
Thus he invented a giant solar-powered magnifying glass with which to incinerate V̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ volunteers
While the SciFictional subgenres of Steampunk, Dieselpunk, Atompunk, Biopunk & Cyberpunk have been embraced by writers & the public alike, for some unfathomable reason Mathematicspunk, Christmaspunk, Swisspunk, Glasspunk, Masspunk, Classpunk & Asspunk have proved to be more niche