𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

@KRM_Morgan @VClinebarton @VodkaWardrobe @ElijahBarnsUK @JEdnaMae @Mystificus @martiandiaries @KimMichelleRos1 @GreyCaitlin @brotherurth @RetroBrit @HPL_JDeLaughter @MultiBookMarket @SelineSigil9 @RealSardonicus @UKWingman @BambiSommers1 @JulieKusma Thank you as always!

Have an auspiciously autumnal weekend everyone :)

@perditamcleod If only I had more time.

I think I may have to move planets… I need to find one with at least 96 hours per day…

@joseph_kanski :)

@Mythica_X Certainly less vital than a banana hoover…

@ClaireTheHag1 ;)

In 1847 Dr Úid of Bernières Abbey proposed that, as human sacrifices to the Sun God were a renewable resource, they should be ritually slaughtered using sustainable methods.
Thus he invented a giant solar-powered magnifying glass with which to incinerate V̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶s̶ volunteers

Most apex predators conserve energy & avoid wasting calories when hunting by not pursuing undesirable prey.
This strategy was adopted in the 19th C by vampires who had periscopes fitted inside their coffins, to let them assess victims for succulence, before ringing a dinner bell.

While the SciFictional subgenres of Steampunk, Dieselpunk, Atompunk, Biopunk & Cyberpunk have been embraced by writers & the public alike, for some unfathomable reason Mathematicspunk, Christmaspunk, Swisspunk, Glasspunk, Masspunk, Classpunk & Asspunk have proved to be more niche

@othrstrangeness Let the Melting Terror Commence!

@komala_hayes Well, I do like to wax satyrical