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"ANOTHER fireball?! How!?! How do I always create fire when I try to cast Create Water!?! It's the exact opposite of what I want!"
"Well, if the Lord objects to us mindlessly slaughtering each other, may He strike us down where we stand I WASN'T SERIOUS!!!"
"You killed my neighbors, set my house on fire, & worst of all, you broke all the eggs in that basket!"
"It's not my fault you put all your eggs in it!"
"I didn't! I put them in two baskets! AND YOU TRAMPLED THE SECOND ONE!!!"
"Actually, I kicked it WAIT PLEASE NO I'M SORRY!!!"
"Ok, this is a bit of a setback, but I've trained for this kind of scenario. Well, maybe not this EXACT scenario. The volcano isn't quite the same as a snowcapped mountaintop, but maybe the ash will be a good substitute? So long as I avoid the lava, I SHOULD be fine. I HOPE."
Rogue: Good. My daring escape is nearly complete. I just need to jump over to that window. It's a bit far, but so long as nothing distracts me, I should be fine.
Bird: I am totally going to poop on his head when I take flight.
"Don't worry! I have a Healing Potion!"
"Does it remove poison?"
"It's a Healing Potion!"
"DOES. IT. REMOVE. POISON!?!"
Building off of this, I'm thinking that Perdita Nightshade is actually named after an Amazon that her father trained under during his time at the Ivory Tower. The working name for her is Perdita Brightflame & she is a Sword-Magus of exceptional skill.🔽 https://t.co/50tYCxqyl4
"Don't cut down that tree!" the Dryad exclaimed.
"Oh!" yelped the woodsman. "I'm sorry. Is this tree sacred to you?"
"No," replied the Dryad. "It's rotting on the inside. You'll have worked hard for nothing. Try that tree over there. You'll get wood from that one."🔽
"It was not out of fear of becoming like my mother that I became a Cleric of Mercy. It was simply because I wanted to help people as much as my father did. He did so by fighting to protect them. I do so by restoring their bodies. That's all there is to it."
Galena Nuallaen