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I was going to go archery fighting style
But there were too many draw backs 🏹
#dungeonsanddragons #dnd #dnd5e #ttrpg @Wizards_DnD
Art by Jong Il Kim
My bard found a talking harp that said it was a mandolin.
That’s when I realized it was a no-good lyre
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Art by #WisnuTan
I asked the illusionist to cast phantom steps..
She gave me a blank stair.
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He shouldn’t have been left a gnome in his laboratory.
@tomgauld is a genius. #gnome #dnd #notReallyDnD #jokes #ButItHasGnomes
What do you call a Chaotic Evil donkey? 🐴
A badass
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Art by @williamrousart
Someone please uninstall 2020 and then try reinstalling it.
The current version has a nasty virus.
Art by @VabloArt
After defeating one hag, her sisters came for revenge on the day of the funeral.
They were vigil-aunties
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Art by #DavidBenoist
How many rogues does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It only takes one to sneak in completely undetected and still screw it up.
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Art by #EvynFong
My spouse says I treat our relationship like a game.
I penalized them 25xp, but gave them inspiration for playing in character.
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Art by #JaneMercer
A wizard walks into the tavern with a newt familiar.
The fighter says, “Cute familiar. What’s its name?”
Wizard answers “Tiny.”
Fighter, “Why ‘Tiny’?”
Wizard, “Because, he’s minute.”
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Art by @GrannyGoblin #HananA