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Okay, if everyone's finished being stupid...
I had more, but you go ahead.
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Now, Fry, before you go into space you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you though, he's a little ... unusual.
He wears sandals!
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So what did you think of the movie?
Umm, too much romance, not enough human killing.
Yeah, it was a real chick flick.
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Wow! When I was a little girl on Mars I dreamed of being Miss Universe.
That's kinda pathetic.
Aw, come on, Leela. Deep down all girls wanna be Miss Universe.
Not me.
Really? Maybe it's just cute girls.
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I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon onto your chest. To crush those who disobey you.
But I guess we're just two different people.
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He knows when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're on the can.
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Oh.
You'd better not breathe, You'd better not move.
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
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Morgan? It's 3am.
I know. A skunk knocked over my garbage and suddenly all I could think of was you.
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He's... he's dead!
Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?
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