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Look, Natasha's coming!
Her clothes are quite vulgar!
But it's her business and we're not going to draw any conclusions based on her appearance
When you bought a new pair of socks and managed to rip the thread between them
Me: quarantined
Stores: are closed
Food: is out
My cat:
My doctor: Okay, how many fingers?
Me at the prostate check:
When you're watching your human cry because he can't find you
Pathetic
Me: *playing the most complicated saxophone solo*
The policeman who gave me the breathalyzer:
When your English teacher is trying to make you pronounce article 'the' perfectly
The whole family uses one YouTube account
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