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6 yo me: how can grandfather fall asleep just sitting on the couch? Who sleeps during the day?
20yo me:
Me: *Just told grandma that I want pies*
Grandma:
Two hundred thousand units are ready and another million is in the process
My teacher when I got 18 out 15 incorrect answers in my test
When you're looking for an parking place and you turn the music down so you can see better
Me: dying home alone
My cat: delicious
Finally, some good fucking food
Me: buy fresh bread and bring it home
Also me on my way home:
America: we drive on the right side of the road
UK: We drive on the left side of the road
Russia:
Road is road.
love and hug your loved ones, forget about those who lead you astray