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According to statistics, 8 out of 10 men can't find the scroll wheel
When you're hungry, press your forehead, it will ease your hunger
Me
My plant with the new leaf
Me noticing this in the morning
Me calling on my phone to find it
My phone on silent mode
One of the mistakes of my life
So why the heck did I do that?
You: *complaining to mom that you eat the same thing for 2 days in a row*
Your cat eating the same thing for 7 years:
when you've been offended and now you're running home to cry:
When you decide to let an old lady go ahead to the ATM:
This little maneuver's gonna cost us 51 years
When you fell asleep on a couch but you were woken up and told to go to bed
My grandfather: I have so much experience and memories at my 80 years old
His Alzheimer: