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- are you really a violinist?
- yes
- then play something
me:
This is me 40 years from now, telling my kids how I fucked up half of my life looking at my memes
When your friend said something dumb enough for you to check if he had a brain
Get some sleep. When you wake up, you'll either get better or worse, but it's better than spending time in pain anyway.
When you're an adult, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is.
They don't care.
when you come home after a long day of being a funny friend
When the psychiatrist asked me to draw a fish floating on the sea
Me at 7:00 a.m.
"You can sleep for another 15 minutes."
Me at 7:00 a.m.