also I was up until like 5am girlbossing a technical emergency that was most definitely not actually an emergency and was the most trivial fix in the universe when I called IT this morning
what the fuck I had a dream that I invited a bunch of veechubas to a birthday celebration and I rented a band and a pretty beach-side building, but like 5 people showed up, nobody was talking, and I accidentally called them "chat" TWICE in my opening speech