gobさんのイラストまとめ

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I was watching a video on Final Fantasy the Spirits Within and my heavy desk collapsed on my legs and trapped me. I can't reach my phone to call the cops and my cats can't seem to pull me out, so I guess I live here now. Sorry

Comic 268
by @JosefSchwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I was watching old superbowls I taped in the 90s, and then suddenly a football smashed through my screen and knocked all my teeth out. Also I was asleep and dreaming all this. Sorry. Though I am eating a football.

Comic 265
by @JosefSchwem and me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I accidentally spoiled Harry Potter by saying the word "wizard." An old lady grabbed me by the throat and yelled, "My grandmother right here is reading those books! She didn't get to the wizards yet!" Sorry. I'm so sorry.

Comic 265
by @JosefSchwem and me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I was driving a steamroller around as I sometimes do, and I saw somebody cosplaying as Dio as I sometimes do, so naturally, I asked if they wanted to borrow the steamroller to crush a Jotaro cosplayer. They did it. I'm sorry.

Comic 264
by @JosefSchwem & me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

I threw a surprise party for my cat for no other reason other than I like cats, but when I forcefully kicked open the door screaming with a dog-shaped cake that made barking noises, he just said, "You gotta be kiddin me." Sry.

Comic 263
by @JosefSchwem & me

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I thought I could literally kick myself into next week by standing in front of a deep hole and kicking myself in the tush, but I just fell into my own grave. I'm sorry. I'll get out of here.

Comic 262
by @JosefSchwem & me

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A guy kept screaming the Wordle answer at me and I tried to block it out by cussing loudly to offend him away, but all it did was summon police and a bunch of nuns. Sorry.

Comic 260
by @JosefSchwem and me

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!

Sorry I didn't post a funny sooner. A furnace exploded at work and there was smoke everywhere and I was crying and screaming and pooping. Based on a true story but exaggerated for comedic effect. There was no smoke. Sorry.

Comic 259
by @JosefSchwem & me

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I tried to speedrun Sonic the Hedgehog, but it turns out you gotta go fast to play that game. I kept walking slow and running out of time. My mom saw my horrible gaming attempt and she threw the lasagna in my face. I'm sorry.

Comic 258
by @JosefSchwem & me

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I went to Taco Bell to see if that dog was still around. You know, the one from the nineties? The chihuahua? Anyway they started throwing ground beef at me angrily. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I like dogs. Yo amos los perros.

Comic 257
by @JosefSchwem and me