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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I gathered turtle shells to throw at cars ahead of me while driving like in Mario Kart, but then I realized there were turtles inside of the shells, so I didn't throw any. I pulled over and haven't stopped crying. I'm sorry.
Comic 254
by @JosefSchwem and me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I lost my wallet, so I went to the clothing depot to get a new one, but when I tried to buy it, the lady told me I needed that green stuff in my old wallet in order to obtain a new one. I'm sorry.
Comic 253
by @josefschwem and me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
A cowboy gave me a lasso, so I decided to try to tie up an angry bull, but the bull just stopped being angry and started crying and let me tie him up and then I started crying and apologized to him. I'm sorry.
Comic 251
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I was crying and screaming while staring into the eyes of one of those ancient horror thingies and a potato chip fell out of my pocket. It really messed up the mood. I'm sorry!
Comic 250
by @JosefSchwem and me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I started chopping wood with my samurai sword and got yelled at by a local lumberjack because I didn't know the difference between a sword and an axe. "Choppin is choppin" I said. He screamed so loud I fell into pieces. Sorry!
Comic 249
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I was running through a corn field thinking it was a maze, but it was just a lot of corn and it wasn't my property and I tripped and accidentally ate a corn and the farmer got mad at me but later we became friends. Sorry!
Comic 248
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I gargled with black coffee instead of mouthwash for 30 years straight and my teeth turned into coffee beans! I am so sorry!
Comic 247
by @JosefSchwem and me
And that's the end of the chapter! We'll be taking a bit of a break again. We look forward to bringing you more goodness in the future. Thank you for your Patience!