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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I tried to call up Sylvester Stallone because I can do a really good Rocky impression, but all I could do is get a hold of Arnold Schwarzenegger. I can barely do a Terminator voice. I'm sorry, Arnold.
Comic # 230
by @JosefSchwem & me
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I forgot to fill up the ice tray last night, so today I didn't have any ice cubes to plug my headphones into to remind myself that today is a good day. Get it? No? Sorry.
Comic # 229
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I was daydreaming about Street Fighter 2 while my boss was telling me to keep a tidier workspace, but then I uppercutted my desk and now there's junk and crud and garbage and fire everywhere. Sorry!
Comic # 228
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I threw a baseball into a football field and all the football players got confused and started screaming and ran into the woods and tackled a bunch of deer. I'm sorry!
Comic # 227
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I called in sick to work in advance because I injured my throat snoring so hard and I won't be able to scream and cry as loud as I do usually. Sorry!
Comic # 226
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I thought gene splicing was JEAN splicing, so when I went to the national scientist convention and showed up with two pairs of Levis taped together, I got laughed off stage. Sorry!
Comic # 225
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I turned on my TV and thought Gandalf was real so when he cast a spell, I screamed and ran to my car and drove to my grandma's! Sorry!
Comic # 224
by @JosefSchwem and me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I accidentally used a hammerhead shark to bonk nails into my wall to hang up pretty pictures and he said, "OW THAT SMARTS!" I gasped, started crying, and whimpered, "No... That stupids..." I'm sorry!
Comic # 223
by @JosefSchwem & me
https://t.co/fNFpdk2eFU
Just watched the #SailorMoonEternal movies. Now, I've heard Chibiusa referred to as "Small Lady" a million times, but for some reason, I just now I got this image in my head. Takeuchi-sensei, feel free to use this character in any Sailor Moon sequels.