The Pages!
After the greatest fanfic ever was written and printed, it melted the reader's head apart within the first two pages! Now the pages are relay-raced across the world by the disintegrating readers, eager to share the absolutely incredible enlightenment of the narrative!
Ptriple-Dactyl!
When the strongest Were-odactyl got a hold of the strange Timepiece of Triplification, he tripled his transformation abilities and is now stronger than ever! The Timepiece takes a random attribute of the wearer and triples the potency of it. How cool is that!?
The Hellmet!
After donning a mysterious helmet, this hellish hero could blast energy from a demonic dimension through his face! Unfortunately, after he first lifted the golden visor to activate his new powers, they took over and now he can't turn them off or remove the helmet!
Gullet!
After wielding the accursed Twin Tasting Sabers, this once regal knight became obsessed with the taste of victory! Growing corrupted and evil on constantly winning at any cost, he started to transform into a horrible creature that's all mouth and scales! #characterdesign
Carlos Cormorant!
An old martial arts action movie star that is so brutally washed up and in denial that he actually gained amazing powers! Karate DID create a new 12th Dan to accommodate his incredible innovations as he refined the straight punch into something incredible!
Wayne!
Hailing from the Asshole Dimension, it's Wayne the Worst of the Wasps! With a terrible reputation and a rap sheet a mile long, Wayne uses his illegal swatter-gun to bully, extort, and double cross as many waspfolk as he can while keeping his stinger sharp! #characterdesign
Asbesteros!
This poor phoenix warrior just can't seem to burn up and be reborn! He's been taking tons of damage from his constant combats and channeling his fiery powers into his lighter blade, but he can't for the life of him go out in a blaze of glory! #characterdesign
Coalnary the Superminer!
Emerging from the darkness again and again with his atomic pickaxe is Coalnary, the greatest miner of them all! Able to take down swaths of stone and enormous enemies down in the mineshaft, this brave but grumpy canary is here to stay! #characterdesign
Star-Dough!
A malfunctioning nuke-suit didn't properly cook this space hero, but he still needed to slime out of his stasis chamber to save the day! Armed with a sonic pistol running on dangerous atomic batteries, this undercooked assailant needs to constantly keep it together!
Annie Bird!
With her amazing Bird-watch, Annie can transform into a bird for 34 minutes! Problem is that she can't pick what bird she'll be, and can't turn back until the time is up! Hopefully she gets lucky and doesn't roll a penguin when she needs to fly away! #characterdesign