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If Dogs ever work out where Humans get all this food from, we’ll no longer need to keep them as pets
Until Human’s invent SmellTime you don’t stand a chance of recognising someone on an iPad
Not being able to speak ‘Human’ means that you are unable to tell him you’ve heard all of his anecdotes before ...
If you are planning a tribute to #Snoopy don’t let your Human save money when casting #Woodstock
Always check what your Human is wearing to avoid embarrassment
Find subtle ways to communicate your displeasure with your Human
To be honest, I feel the same way about Tuesdays
as I do Mondays
If your Human is bored with his computer get him to get his paint set out