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38) Sladebot. Yells "IIIIIIITS'S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!" on December 1st, doesn't stop until January. #Reissuebot
1088) Shootingstarbot. Carves an incandescent ribbon across the heavens.
1060) Pumpkinbot. Smol squash pal that has some important information about seasonal drinks.
1020) Relativisticbot. Is being accelerated towards appreciable fractions of light speed.
929) Eldritchbot. Spacebot investigates an unknown radiation signal in the cold void of space and there it finds, drifting and quiescent, a vast and terrible being, a slumbering star-god of unfathomable antiquity which now turns its malign indifference towards this mote of life.