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On the first day of Christmas, my Bigbot gave to me...
A Partridgebot in a Peartreebot!
#TwelveBotsOfChristmas
38) Sladebot. Yells "IIIIIIITS'S CHRIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!" on December 1st, doesn't stop until January. #Reissuebot
1088) Shootingstarbot. Carves an incandescent ribbon across the heavens.
1060) Pumpkinbot. Smol squash pal that has some important information about seasonal drinks.
1020) Relativisticbot. Is being accelerated towards appreciable fractions of light speed.