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1329) Mistletoebots. Pushy festive robots that are annoyed no one will kiss this year.
1293) Tastybeansbot. "Tasty beans tasty beans!"
"Oh, thank you. How did...uh...where did you..."
"Tasty beans tasty beans!"
"Is that bean juice around..."
"Tasty beans tasty beans!"
"Did these come out of your..."
"TASTY BEANS TASTY BEANS!"
1292) Camouflagebot. Is cunningly disguised when standing against a background consisting of irregular blobs of brown, yellow and green.
It's #InternationalLesbianDay! Congratulations to you if you are an international lesbian!
1248) Britbot. Objectionable, fussy robot with extraordinarily strong opinions about meaningless issues and invented problems. Has some natural variation built into its casing colours to enable it to become increasingly puce as it approaches things it dislikes.
1238) Redshirtbot. Ablative backgroundbot to demonstrate the stakes without having to risk the well-being of any of the mainbots in the scene.