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1349) Patchbot. We shipped this one with a load of errors, but it's okay: we've fixed it now.
1343) Threedeebot. Is experiencing the world in three-dimensions for the first time.
1335) Santahatbot. It seems a few pals identified quite strongly with Humbugbot, and we were concerned about the lack of festive spirit around here. So here is a robot Santa hat for you to use to wear.
1333) Tatbot. Need a last minute Christmas gift? Just some random crap that you can wrap up and they can go "ooh, lovely" and never look at again? Tatbot has you covered: it's filled with boxes and boxes of Christmas tat that no one really wants.
1332) Anticipationbot. Is very excited about Christmas and is probably not helping things.
1329) Mistletoebots. Pushy festive robots that are annoyed no one will kiss this year.