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1349) Patchbot. We shipped this one with a load of errors, but it's okay: we've fixed it now.
1343) Threedeebot. Is experiencing the world in three-dimensions for the first time.
1335) Santahatbot. It seems a few pals identified quite strongly with Humbugbot, and we were concerned about the lack of festive spirit around here. So here is a robot Santa hat for you to use to wear.
1333) Tatbot. Need a last minute Christmas gift? Just some random crap that you can wrap up and they can go "ooh, lovely" and never look at again? Tatbot has you covered: it's filled with boxes and boxes of Christmas tat that no one really wants.
1332) Anticipationbot. Is very excited about Christmas and is probably not helping things.