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The hallucinations fade away. Using the “doppelganger” power has sapped away all my strength. I came to this island to die & it feels like that could happen at any moment. Martha, Joslyn, Olga, Mary, Sue & the protocol droid suddenly appear. I wonder what they want?
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I return my consciousness from the Force projection to my suddenly exhausted, unresponsive body. For some reason the “doppelganger” power seems to take a toll unlike any other Force ability I’ve ever used before. I don’t recall the sacred Jedi texts mentioning that.
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I awake with a very sore head, in the room that houses the sacred Jedi texts. Obi Wan smiles at me & explains he asked Mary & Sue to bring me here after I’d been knocked unconscious. Obi Wan has been trying to get me to consult these texts for weeks & now here I am.
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Mary & Sue turn their attention to me. I don’t need the protocol droid to translate, it’s clear they want me to help them defeat Supreme Leader Kevin. Almost instinctively I tell them to “go away”, so Sue angrily picks up the droid head & knocks me unconscious with it.
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Sue the Porg & her duplicate are inspiring the island inhabitants to take on & overthrow the Porg-Order. The protocol droid translates for me. Apparently Sue’s duplicate has decided to call herself “Mary”. A crowd gathers & chants their names: “Mary! Sue! Mary! Sue!”
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Just as I think things can’t possibly get any more surreal Sue the Porg appears to use the Force to create an exact duplicate of herself mid-battle. The two Sues swiftly deal with more Porg-Order reinforcements. The island inhabitants cry out in triumph & gratitude.
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Sue lands my rock in the midst of a battle. The Porg-Order clearly had the upper hand until Sue uses my blaster to shoot through three of them simultaneously. Then she jumps to the ground & dispatches the rest using only her staff. I cannot believe what I’m seeing.
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As I run from the prison I notice a small band of island inhabitants standing their ground against a group of Porg Order troopers. It warms my heart to witness their spirited defiance. I give in to my natural instincts & run as far away from the conflict as possible.
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Obi Wan has shown up again & this time I have no choice but to listen to his spectacular theories about a great disturbance in the Force. A disturbance that, the way he explains it, makes the destruction of Alderaan seem like a pack of Jawas fighting over droid parts.