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Where do boats go when they're sick?
To the dock!
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know Y.
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What are Silver Surfer and Iron Man when they team up?
Alloys.
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#dadjokes #marvel

Hoppy Holidays! This little guy sleighs me 🤣 #dadjokes #RIBBIT

Too tired to think of a pun for today.
So I’m just gonna sleep on it.
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How do you call a magician who’s incredibly good with cooking?
A sauceror.
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#dnd #dadjokes

Shout out to my buddy @LBBlueFireFox for today's #dadjokes

I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" confused.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia.
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Why did Freya leave Odin?
Because she ain't no Valhalla-back gurrl!
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This one is for Kai.

How does a non-binary samurai kill their enemies.
They/Them.
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I wrote a song about a tortilla,
But it was more of a wrap.
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Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again!
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#dadjokes #Vikings

Where can you go to look up how to be a witch?
Wicca-pedia!
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What happens to bears when there are no bees?
They become ears!
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What kind of room doesn't have doors?
A mushroom.
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@DorataVT Hi, im Valentyna Bunnybutt a Bunny Gamer Girl that loves to cosplay, make Puns, Dadjokes and bunnies around the world 💚

I'll be streaming Ghosts of Tsushima later today 💚

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Got to respect the efficiency of a haunted pirate ship.
It runs with a skeleton crew!
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What’s a rogue’s favorite metal?
Steel!!
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#dnd #rdadjokes

Question of the Day: Is an Aarakocra Cleric also therefore a Bird of Pray?

#BeaDnDGames #DnDJokes #WeThinkWeAreFunny #DnDDadJokes

Went looking for some camouflage pants yesterday.
I couldn't find any!
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Some people are talking about struggling with inflation. My advice?
Needles.
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