What’s a rogue’s favorite metal?
Steel!!
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Question of the Day: Is an Aarakocra Cleric also therefore a Bird of Pray?

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Went looking for some camouflage pants yesterday.
I couldn't find any!
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Some people are talking about struggling with inflation. My advice?
Needles.
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What is the most broken item in Skyrim?
The lockpicks!
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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
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What's a cleric's favorite drink?
Divini-tea!
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They maid me do this ⭐️
( pun intended )


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You ever heard a chocolate recorder?
It sounds sweet.
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Man, what’s better than listening to some really cringy dad jokes?

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If you are ever in a fight, cut off your opponent's feet!
That is how you de-feet them.
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What happened when the clam went to the gym?
It pulled a mussel!

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Waiter, will my pizza be long? 🍕

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

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