are my new
Some say it's early dementia
Please don't rant and rave
take it up with Gabe
before he sails into absentia
😉⛵️

©rp'23

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Squirrel decided to go outside
To take his new skates for a ride
His favorite thrill
Was going down hill
Then at the bottom he would glide

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Ukranian horses, sunflowers, and star light
The tractors, the city, and river at night
Traditions
Revisions
The heroes' love of home is the enemy's blight

star

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The pig lived his life on the farm
Bathed in mud and causing no harm
His life was forsaken
He feared he’d be bacon
So he hoped a train with alarm

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Pages from Walter Crane's beautifully illustrated version of Aesop's fables, shortened and put into limericks for the younger reader and first published in 1887. See the full book here: https://t.co/Z2O1Z5mBZq

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I'm sure and could be convinced to sign two more prints of their limericks, each, at the $650 level, because they are aces! (The prints will be *lovely*, by the way.)

https://t.co/tpOd9ub2S8

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Now it gets serious. and have generously agreed to sign prints of the limericks they penned for previous Insane Charity Bike Rides. A $750 pledge gets you everything from the $500 level, plus *both* signed prints! (10 available)

https://t.co/tpOd9uav2A

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“And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,
They danced by the light of the moon.”
― Edward Lear, author of The Owl and the Pussycat, was born in 1812. Although best known for his nonsensical poems & limericks, Lear was also an accomplished painter & composer.

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To fuck is far preferable than to shit
To compare love-making to defecating in a pit
The word suits you
If you prefer "poo"
Myself, I'm less offended by fuck than your shit

prompt - shit

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✨Bingo✨ is here to inspire you with rock ballads, terrible limericks, and sequins.
What started out as a meme bard with bagpipes has become a beloved and vital character to our campaign.

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There once was an angry hockey puck
In a rink of chips and cracks and dirty muck
"Give me space
Clean up the place
If you fall I won't give a fuck."

hockey puck

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We hiked along the gentle hills
Walked toward the sea past daffodils
Unfolded before us
Visions glorious
The tales of pirates and wreckage with treasure spills.

daffodils
sea

Art - Zazzle

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Understanding poetry – 6 steps to better lessons

From limericks to sonnets and everything in between, these tips and strategies from Sue Drury of could help unlock a love of language in your pupils.

https://t.co/YTLYwaXvfD

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Understanding poetry – 6 steps to better lessons

From limericks to sonnets and everything in between, these tips and strategies from Sue Drury of could help unlock a love of language in your pupils.

https://t.co/YTLYwaXvfD

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Understanding poetry – 6 steps to better lessons

From limericks to sonnets and everything in between, these tips and strategies from Sue Drury of could help unlock a love of language in your pupils.

https://t.co/YTLYwbf67b

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Understanding poetry – 6 steps to better lessons

From limericks to sonnets and everything in between, these tips and strategies from Sue Drury of could help unlock a love of language in your pupils.

https://t.co/YTLYwaXvfD

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That's the end of another epic 🐉

Today's theme was limericks, rhymes, and riddles for

This is signing off. Wishing you all a lore filled week 🌞🐈‍⬛🍄🥠🎧🐝💃🗝️🧿

Edmund G Caldwell 1887

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Limericks Day at 🧐

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of its sorrow
was para-dichloro-
diphenyl-trichloroethane.

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Here's another clip from launch party. Konnie Huq reads a silly limerick https://t.co/eowENbYjHv. Try writing your own seriously silly limericks and share them with us! Join the at https://t.co/LqbftdSRt1

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Subscribe to Sunday Haha for more dungeon escapades, limericks, and glowworms. 💀

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