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How much does a dragon weigh?
It depends on the scales...
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Trust me; necromancy is the last thing you'll need......
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Why are dragons hunted by dwarves in the morning?
The early beard gets the wyrm....
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Question of the Day: Is an Aarakocra Cleric also therefore a Bird of Pray?
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Why do you only see dragons during the day?
Because they hate (k)nights...
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The party was swallowed whole by a dragon, only to find themselves transported to a dark room...
It's dungeons in dragons....
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Our next 10 Trip is live! This one is for our Mini Painting events. Get 10 clicks and the 11th is on us!
Just a small way we can say thank you for your support 😍
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Vial of Sticky Goo
Potion, Uncommon
“Some call this a poor mans Web spell. I call it right hilarious when you hit a wizard with a vial of this.”
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Axe of the Dragon Lords
Weapon (Battleaxe) Legendary, Requires Attunement
“A weapon of ancient times, carried by beings of great power, the Dragon Lords of old were a terrifying sight to behold.”
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Tonic of the Berserker
Potion, Rare
“The ferocity of the Wolfskin Clan Berserkers is a terrifying sight, a short lived, but terrifying sight.”
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Ogre Heart Potion
“The tribes of Hastur drink this potion as part of their rite of manhood. The real test is how well they do in the second hour.”
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Hecklers Bane
Wondrous Item, Rare, Requires Attunement
“Aye I learnt to never heckle a bard after that incident in Cafren. The hecklers head plumb just exploded!”
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How many Wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends what they want to change it into....
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Freaky Dreams BeaDnD-ers!
(Art by Maksim Vorontsov)
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Good Night BeaDnD-ers. To sail between the veils of dreams, to fly to adventurous lands far off, to battle your dragons.
(Art by Petar Meseldzija)
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G'night folks! Have adventuring dreams.
(Art by Zancan)
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Sweet dreams BeaDnD-ers...
(Art by Manda Schank)
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Sweet dreams Bea DnD-ers!
(art by Azany)
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Good night Dea DnD'ers! Dream of dragons and adventure!
(Art by Justin Gerard)
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