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Goblin headlines brought to you by ace reporter Bugbat Jones. Action, intrigue and generally gross antics. Goblinous roleplay, the sulfurous smell of fun.

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Warrior, Slarg Fang, get new shiny hand to replace one lost in Spider War 4. Bestest Goblin smiths cook up sharpest poker an arm could lift. Warriors miss a whole lotta eggs somehow, so Slarg excited to use new hand in Spider War 5.

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Bugbat Jones here at mealtime in warrens. Hungry Goblins in lines wait for warm, chunky slop. Chefs well sneaky about what go in, but it extra good yesterday after clumsy Goblin slip and fall into cauldron. Today, lotsa hard beetle shells. Oh well!

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Bugbat Jones with update on identity of mystery sitter. Cavewide butt hunt end as guards capture guilty Goblin, Two-Knives. His butt print exact match, and guards suspect he behind last years sat-on pies as well. Throne is clean and chief happy now.

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Worker of the week go to Scabs, big Goblin in mines. He get five times as many shiny rocks when he get to smashin. Today, big centipede attack workers, Scabs wrestle it and then cook it up. Wow, keep up the good smashin, Scabs!

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Bugbat Jones at the scene of big crime! Someone sat in Chieftans throne, left butt print evidence. Guards are gathering prints from likely culprits now, Chieftan had this to say - “Me so mad, bring sitter to justice. Get Ogre to sit on him!”

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Local Goblin have fire set to him, and others unite to help drop big rock on him. He makin way too much noise and ruinin all the good naps. Bystanders agree, he ran around yelling a whole lot and trying to wake em up.

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Guards have to settle scuffle in warrens when one very naughty Goblin got his finger stuck in sleeping neighbors nose. Culprit say it meant as a prank, but escalate when target wake up hoppin mad. Warren sleepers advised to nap with hand over their nose for now.

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Work break in the Trash Pits interrupted when slimy goop monster come out of well. Talk of favorite slimes end as very stupid, ugly one attack. Warriors come and bash it up with hammers, but not before very unlucky worker get eaten.

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Stak Threefinger invent new kind of spear, says best for poking the bad things. Stak known as previous inventor of the last "Best Spear", one with poison ooze critter tied to end. Discontinued since ooze kept slipping down spear and burning holder, but Stak not give up dream.

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Stinkbottom Gulch home to two feuding wizards. Travelers should avoid, lots of skeletons. Mostly previous travelers. Able to sneak up to one wizard for interview, but he just start screeching and waving staff. What a jerk!

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