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Stak Threefinger invent new kind of spear, says best for poking the bad things. Stak known as previous inventor of the last "Best Spear", one with poison ooze critter tied to end. Discontinued since ooze kept slipping down spear and burning holder, but Stak not give up dream.
Stinkbottom Gulch home to two feuding wizards. Travelers should avoid, lots of skeletons. Mostly previous travelers. Able to sneak up to one wizard for interview, but he just start screeching and waving staff. What a jerk! #Goblin #DnD #RPG #TooSpooky
Bugbat Jones report live from rock eating contest. Many hungry Goblin here today, show off who have tuffest teef. Already one caught just swallowin rocks, so he out. So far Tarrar Filtheata in lead with 20,, just ahead of Flat Tooth Trub. Exciting! #Goblin #DnD #RPG #ViewTheChew
In lighter news, all present have good laugh when local Goblin slip on frog he try to crush with hammer. Witness say he miss swing and land on bum. Goblin named Garlic Jam, say he alright since he still get to eat frog. Inspirational! #Goblin #DnD #RPG #SnackAttack
Work interrupted in mine due to Cave Ogre eating all workers. Don't try to sneak past unless he already busy eating. Boss real mad about all the eaten Goblins, so hopefully it get full soon. More as story develop. #Goblin #DnD #RPG #WorksNotOgre
Bugbat Jones report from cave! Annual trash fire/grub roast go well. Only 3 Goblins fall into fire though, experts worry not enough food to go around if number stay small. Please donate poison, all dead Goblins feed the needy. #Goblin #DnD #rpg #dungeonsanddragons #getsomegrub