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@mj_oleary @dwinle @MenschOhneMusil @Boiarski @TreeHouseBkshop @terfle @noveliciouss @quillandaxe @BlankPetra @MpoppEileen @CarlyanneMcCon1 @RealSardonicus @charlespooter @DannyDrinksWine @FolkloreFilmFes @unojen_wood @Nero222 @streetartmagic @studiodapuzzo I think Sauron really needs to change his contact lens.
That eye is definitely looking somewhat enflamed.
@forfarantiques I’m pretty sure he’s still haunting the netherworlds...
@ReiiMiir On the plus side, hungry families were supplied with copious amounts of pea soup.
Have YOU seen eldritch tentacles spew from pandimensional squirmholes, faced the demonic smile of a possessed porcelain doll & slipped through time to meet Victorian dinosaurs from Neptune?
Would you like to?
STRANGE DAYS
A Book Of
Curious Forgotten Lore
https://t.co/1qJ1XzC5eC
When Lord & Lady Staygroke died in the dark jungle of Mu, they left behind a baby son, who was found by an apish tribe of killer clowns.
Believing the child to be a gift from Clod, God of Fools & Jesters, they raised him as their own.
He grew to become
Zartan, Lord of the Japes.
In 1904 the peril posed to society by the Rocketettes was met with an iron fist.
After being branded as terrorists by the government for demanding votes for women, most of the rocket-powered feminists took flight using suffrajetpacks.
But many others died as martyrs to the cause.
I opened Pandora’s Shoebox
& found an Athlete’s Foot
Cursed bananas
Monkeypox
& a gibbering pile of Hellspawned Socks
So I sold my Sole
To a Sockmonkey
& All that I could smell
Was the stench
Of the damned
Darning socks
In a foul foot fungal hell
As I unleashed
The Smell Raiser
Society was shocked in 1906 when Bob Tibbs made charges of police brutality.
He claimed he was thrown down 3 flights of stairs despite 597 members of The Justified & Ancient Brotherhood of Plod swearing they saw him trip over his shoelaces after assaulting the arresting officers.
There was chaos in 1962 when motorists found themselves at the mercy of randomly drifting antigravity bubbles that had escaped from their electromagnetic moorings during power failures.
3,697 drivers were left floating for 9 months until rescuers developed an antiantigravity ray.