𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

In 1956 one of the most popular subaquatic singers was “Old Green Eyes” himself, star of the original version of Ocean’s 11, the “Crooner from the Black Lagoona”, Mr Dorsal Finatra.

His hits included:

You’ve Got Me Under Your Skin

The Beast Is Yet To Come

&

I Did It My Wave

For decades one mystery above all others taxed the minds of scientists.
Why does one sock disappear in the washing?
In 1978 this was finally answered.
All socks are twins.
One good.
One evil.
Evil socks escape & become sock monkeys, one of the most pernicious of all demonic toys.

Although the switch to digital media improved the clarity of recollection in personal memory recording & having a dentist fit a blue tooth to upload thoughts ended the need for cranial tapedrives, many people still find having the contents of their head in the clouds unappealing.

In 1937 Alistair Rookley, Heirophant of Occult Crime, was in Puerto Rico when he conjured a diabolical Goat-Succubus.
It was a gruff, soulsucking demonic monster with a capricious capacity for felatiological faunication.
He summoned it by saying the magic word:
Chupacabracadabra

In 1937 a cryptozoological expedition to Kowtow, home to a species of monstrous prehistoric water buffalo (bubalus titanicus), suffered embarrassment & death after inadvertently building an observation post on a huge cowpat full of gigantic parasitic worms, which devoured them.

According to the records of the Royal Order of Bionic Organism Theoreticians, over 92.83% of humans have already had their biological bodies removed & have been fitted with cybernetic anthropomechanical replacements to house their consciousnesses, but only 0.4% are aware of this.

10 green tentacles
Silent they do creep
10 green tentacles
Rising from the deep

But if 1 Great Old One
Starts stirring in his sleep
There’ll be eldritch ebon tentacles
Making mankind weep

Dread dead tentacles
Dreaming in the deep

& when Cthulhu Rises
What harvest will he reap?

According to a 2017 report by the Institute of Orthodox Orthodontists 87% of cavities in teeth are inhabited by contagious magical pandaemonic toothworms & other incubiotic parapsychological parasites.

67% of infested incisors exorcised in 2016 were repossessed within 3 months.

In 1976 the Wimbledon tennis Women’s semi-finals were interrupted, just as number 2 seed Alice Ipsmouth was about to serve, when an eldritch susurration from the watching crowd inadvertently opened a transparadigmensional portal, causing a Shogadoth to manifest on Centre Court.

In 1313 Lupus de Loup-Garou, archbishop of Toulouse, became the first of surprisingly few lycanthropes to be canonised by the church.
Known in English speaking countries as Saint Werewolf, devotees address prayers to him every full moon & wear crucifixes, but not made of silver.