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In 1437 a nun captured the ghost of an oracular merwerepig which was accused of heresy due to its prophecy that one day Jesus would return as a Syrian refugee child & the world would be judged by how she was treated.
The ghostly merwerepig was burnt at the stake, with no effect.
Jerusalem has the world’s largest display of taxidermied whales.
Dozens of stuffed cetaceans donated by harpoonist Ishmael Queequeg are mounted on a vast, specially constructed wall.
This has become a tourist attraction.
Annually thousands visit Jerusalem to see the Whaling Wall.
Prior to Britain’s National Health Service those on low income had to rely on whatever medical aid they could afford, such as the budget surgery offered by Dr Frank Incognito.
After the advent of the NHS Dr Incognito moved to the US
As of 2018 he is once again operating in the UK
Dearest darkest readers,
Whether you celebrate Halloween, Vinterdag, Samhain, Dias de los Muertos, another festival, or no celebration, have a happy & healthy time as the world turns from light to dark & summer to winter.
Bright blessings for the dark season!
Although ballet has a cultured reputation, historians remember its gruesome origin as a sacrificial dance honouring the bloodthirsty Dark Lord of the Danse Macabre.
While most public performances no longer end in death, 1 in 3 ballet schools still have an annual cull of students.
In 1956 one of the most popular subaquatic singers was “Old Green Eyes” himself, star of the original version of Ocean’s 11, the “Crooner from the Black Lagoona”, Mr Dorsal Finatra.
His hits included:
You’ve Got Me Under Your Skin
The Beast Is Yet To Come
&
I Did It My Wave
Although the switch to digital media improved the clarity of recollection in personal memory recording & having a dentist fit a blue tooth to upload thoughts ended the need for cranial tapedrives, many people still find having the contents of their head in the clouds unappealing.
In 1937 Alistair Rookley, Heirophant of Occult Crime, was in Puerto Rico when he conjured a diabolical Goat-Succubus.
It was a gruff, soulsucking demonic monster with a capricious capacity for felatiological faunication.
He summoned it by saying the magic word:
Chupacabracadabra
In 1937 a cryptozoological expedition to Kowtow, home to a species of monstrous prehistoric water buffalo (bubalus titanicus), suffered embarrassment & death after inadvertently building an observation post on a huge cowpat full of gigantic parasitic worms, which devoured them.
According to the records of the Royal Order of Bionic Organism Theoreticians, over 92.83% of humans have already had their biological bodies removed & have been fitted with cybernetic anthropomechanical replacements to house their consciousnesses, but only 0.4% are aware of this.