𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

Despite a reputation for fluffy cuteness, history is littered with examples of tyrannical animals who became homicidal dictators & dire despots, notably including Vlad the Impala, Gengis Toucan, Rasputin the Mad Monkey, Ivan the Terror Bull, Joseph Starling & Attila the Honey Bee

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, none is more infamous than Ursula Soothtell's Tavern, the only bar to serve the most petrifying drink of all,
Mother Shipton's Ruin.

Distilled from holy well water, one drop of "The Hard Stuff" will leave a drinker stoned.

@Vladimi82222415 ;)
While that can easily seem strange, in parts of Britain witches were said to ride Dockleaf Stalks (in Orkney) & to sail through the air & sea in boats made from eggshells (Mainland Scotland & elsewhere). ;)

Cleaning windows is
An interesting job
Just the thing
To suit
A peeping
Mutant blob
I never know
What I’ll find
When I look
Behind a blind
So I probe them
With my alien mind
When I’m cleaning windows
Window wiping
Is a dream
Guaranteed
To make you scream
When I’m cleaning windows

@KRM_Morgan @martiandiaries @RetroBrit @KimMichelleRos1 @VodkaWardrobe @VClinebarton @GreyCaitlin @JEdnaMae @EcuadorDon @ElijahBarnsUK @brotherurth @HPL_JDeLaughter @ThatCthulhuGuy @seventh7rainbow @IngeDornan @Mystificus @detective_files @RealSardonicus Thank you 😊
Have a deliriously delightful weekend everyone!

When Lord & Lady Staygroke died in the dark jungle of Mu, they left behind a baby son, who was found by an apish tribe of killer clowns.
Believing the child to be a gift from Clod, God of Fools & Jesters, they raised him as their own.
He grew to become
Zartan, Lord of the Japes.

One of the worst afflictions affecting ventriloquists’ dummies is the contagious curse of Quadocularistic Psychicpsychosis, a metamorphic mutation spread by demonically possessed woodworms.

Infected dummies develop extra eyes & an insatiable urge to bloodily slaughter audiences.

Something in the wind
Learned our name
Whispering
Nothing can be the same
The reason is clear
Earth’s end is near
We’re killing the planet
Day by day
Death’s on top of the world
Looking down on creation
& The only explanation
I can find
Is we forgot
We’re not
The top of the world

Undoubtedly one of the most eye catching & unmistakable landmarks to grace London’s skyline is the dome of St Paul’s Cathedral, designed in the English Baroque style during the late 17th C. by a much renowned therianthropic architect, the celebrated werebird Sir Christoper Wren.

Run
Run from me
Soon you will be
Under the sea
In a batwinged
Octopus-Thing’s garden
Filled with shades
He’ll suck you in
Blood
Bone
& Skin
Then watch you harden
Once your flayed
You won’t like to be
Down in R’yleh
Under the sea
In Cthulhu’s garden
Where wet dead dreams are made