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Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, none is more infamous than Ursula Soothtell's Tavern, the only bar to serve the most petrifying drink of all,
Mother Shipton's Ruin.

Distilled from holy well water, one drop of "The Hard Stuff" will leave a drinker stoned.

@Vladimi82222415 ;)
While that can easily seem strange, in parts of Britain witches were said to ride Dockleaf Stalks (in Orkney) & to sail through the air & sea in boats made from eggshells (Mainland Scotland & elsewhere). ;)

Cleaning windows is
An interesting job
Just the thing
To suit
A peeping
Mutant blob
I never know
What I’ll find
When I look
Behind a blind
So I probe them
With my alien mind
When I’m cleaning windows
Window wiping
Is a dream
Guaranteed
To make you scream
When I’m cleaning windows

@KRM_Morgan @martiandiaries @RetroBrit @KimMichelleRos1 @VodkaWardrobe @VClinebarton @GreyCaitlin @JEdnaMae @EcuadorDon @ElijahBarnsUK @brotherurth @HPL_JDeLaughter @ThatCthulhuGuy @seventh7rainbow @IngeDornan @Mystificus @detective_files @RealSardonicus Thank you 😊
Have a deliriously delightful weekend everyone!

When Lord & Lady Staygroke died in the dark jungle of Mu, they left behind a baby son, who was found by an apish tribe of killer clowns.
Believing the child to be a gift from Clod, God of Fools & Jesters, they raised him as their own.
He grew to become
Zartan, Lord of the Japes.

They creep at night
They crawl by day
Down in the crypt
Where the dead things play
With claws to catch
& teeth to bite
They’ll drag you off
& carry you away
Down to the crypt
Where the dead things play
In darkness forever
You must stay
Down in the crypt
Where the dead things play

In 1938 the self-styled ‘Hierophant of Occult Crime’, Sir Alistair Rookley, fled to Loch Ness is a stolen Lead Zeppelin after infiltrating & publishing the secret rituals of the OTO (Ordo Toddlodyte Orientis) in his great work, “Liber Worst” AKA “The Book Of Pies (Falsely Named)”

Nowadays the majority of women agree
“Breast Is Best”
(a sentiment shared by many men).
But until recently most infants were fed by bottle.
It is now difficult for mothers to find supplies of Baby Beer, which fuelled the physical & mental development of our parents & grandparents

One of the worst afflictions affecting ventriloquists’ dummies is the contagious curse of Quadocularistic Psychicpsychosis, a metamorphic mutation spread by demonically possessed woodworms.

Infected dummies develop extra eyes & an insatiable urge to bloodily slaughter audiences.

Across most of Europe, fresh human teeth have always traditionally been collected under cover of darkness by the elusive Toothfairy.
However in Prussia, Bavaria & Bohemia, any remaining body parts are collected in the deepest dead of night by the even more secretive Frankenfairy.