𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

In 1962 an exhibition of work by the Dutch post-impressionist Vincent van Shoggogh was held at Pickman’s Gallery in Boston.
Having spent years impersonating wooden posts, Vincent became famous for paintings fuelled by his eldritch insanity, such as “The Thing In The Starry Night”

In 1936 clairvoyant inventor Dr Pineal Phog revelationised entertainment with his development of Psychic TV, which broadcast in 3D thanks to his pioneering 3rd Eye TelepathiVision sets.

Initially all programmes were silent, until he began marketing Phog-Brain (tm) 3rd Earphones.

In 1923 Dr Pineal Phog developed a revolutionary new method of psychic communication to allow telepathic messages to be sent over great distances using his patented Brain-Phog Interface.
He went on to form a telepathicommunications company & began marketing the first 3rdEyephone.

When Eyeless Eyes Are Smiling,
During Dark Rites Of Spring,
There’s A Lilt Of Mouthless Laughter,
As Fallen Angels Sing.

When Darkest Souls Are Weeping,
All The World Seems Black & Grey,
For When Eyeless Eyes Are Smiling,
They Will Steal Your Heart Away.

In 1235 the wererabbit & werehare forces of Coney the Barbarian laid siege to the heavily fortified castle of the Margrave of Glockenspiel.
Feeling safe behind stone walls over 12ft thick, the nobleman overlooked the tunnelling ability of the MediEvil Bunnies & paid a grim price.

The bloodsoaked pages of The Book of the MediEvil Bunnies are filled with the gruesomely violent history of the terrible wars fought by an unspeakably savage invader who trod Europe’s bejewelled thrones beneath his bloody paws — The wererabbit known only as,
Coney the Barbarian.

In 1867 saw calls from the Royal Ornithological Club to introduce strict limits on the number of eggs from elephant-eating الرُخّ birds allowed to be collected at Easter, amid fears that the popularity of XXXXXXL omelettes & roast Roc chicks would cause the population to plummet.

In 1326 Celandine Gruberschnitzel invented the first whale-powered commercial submarine.

Its maiden voyage beneath the now evaporated Sea of Vienna was somewhat marred by the craft straying too close to the infamous Viennese Whirlpool & the resultant drowning of all passengers.

Midwynter, the county town of Wynterset, is home to Saint Porcelain’s Dolls Hospital.
Although most patients are admitted with minor injuries requiring nothing more than stitches or the treatment of a broken arm, the secure psychiatric ward houses dolls who have severely cracked.

The wise shall always remember the old saying,
“Not all Green Giants are jolly.”
Long before the advent of tinned peas & sweetcorn, murderous leafy Etins roamed the land.
Eternally hungering, they delighted in capturing & devouring their favourite prey, “human beans”.