𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘 𝙵𝔬𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔫 ࠋ𐍈𐍂𐌴さんのイラストまとめ

In the comfort of the 21st C. most people forget the terror of Christmas Past, when Polar Bears prowled the land, crushing the unwary in a grim embrace & feasting on their still living prey.
But with melted icecaps forcing wildlife South we can now look forward to this joy again.

Death is often portrayed as a being of anthropomorphised evil, yet in reality he is a considerate entity who does his best to preserve the dignity of his clientele.

Knowing the effect his appearance has on the bowels of surprised clients, he always brings plenty of toilet paper.

In 1437 a nun captured the ghost of an oracular merwerepig which was accused of heresy due to its prophecy that one day Jesus would return as a Syrian refugee child & the world would be judged by how she was treated.

The ghostly merwerepig was burnt at the stake, with no effect.

Although ballet has a cultured reputation, historians remember its gruesome origin as a sacrificial dance honouring the bloodthirsty Dark Lord of the Danse Macabre.
While most public performances no longer end in death, 1 in 3 ballet schools still have an annual cull of students.

In 1956 one of the most popular subaquatic singers was “Old Green Eyes” himself, star of the original version of Ocean’s 11, the “Crooner from the Black Lagoona”, Mr Dorsal Finatra.

His hits included:

You’ve Got Me Under Your Skin

The Beast Is Yet To Come

&

I Did It My Wave

Although the switch to digital media improved the clarity of recollection in personal memory recording & having a dentist fit a blue tooth to upload thoughts ended the need for cranial tapedrives, many people still find having the contents of their head in the clouds unappealing.

In 1937 Alistair Rookley, Heirophant of Occult Crime, was in Puerto Rico when he conjured a diabolical Goat-Succubus.
It was a gruff, soulsucking demonic monster with a capricious capacity for felatiological faunication.
He summoned it by saying the magic word:
Chupacabracadabra

In 1937 a cryptozoological expedition to Kowtow, home to a species of monstrous prehistoric water buffalo (bubalus titanicus), suffered embarrassment & death after inadvertently building an observation post on a huge cowpat full of gigantic parasitic worms, which devoured them.

According to the records of the Royal Order of Bionic Organism Theoreticians, over 92.83% of humans have already had their biological bodies removed & have been fitted with cybernetic anthropomechanical replacements to house their consciousnesses, but only 0.4% are aware of this.

According to a 2017 report by the Institute of Orthodox Orthodontists 87% of cavities in teeth are inhabited by contagious magical pandaemonic toothworms & other incubiotic parapsychological parasites.

67% of infested incisors exorcised in 2016 were repossessed within 3 months.