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This just in. Joe got clammy palms before his job interview. #dadjokes #jobsearch
What kind of fruit do Jedi hate? Darth Maulberries #dadjokes #starwars #starwarsday #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Unaware of the Beard Off Competition rules, Brian was immediately disqualified for shaving his off. #dadjokes
This just in... Ann decided that the company needed to beef up the team. #dadjokes #fakenews #officejokes
What did the garden Hosta sent from the future say?
Hosta La Vista, Baby #dadjokes #Terminator