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Why was Grandma banned from Thanksgiving Dinner?
She used fowl language. #dadjokes #thanksgiving
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock #DadJokes #Thanksgiving
This just in… Samantha begins her Freelance career. #dadjokes #fakenews #freelance #design
Tupperware, tupperware, tupperware. I'm Tupperhere!
@johngreen #dadjokes #TupperwareTGIF
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch. #dadjokes #Halloween