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Why do some people have small fingers?
Because they don’t eat enough finger foods. #dadjokes
Would the European Gyro be healthier without Greece? #dadjokes #GreeceCrisis #GreeceBailout
Brian’s new loafers triggered a gluten reaction with his wife Megan. #dadjokes @DameLava #glutenfree
What do you call a lot of fannies?
A Fanny Pack #dadjokes #fannypack
What does a plumber take with him when jumping out of a plane?
A crap chute #dadjokes