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What type of bow cannot be tied? A rainbow! #dadjoke #funniesttweets
What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president? George Squashington!
#dadjoke #funniesttweets #PresidentsDay2023
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!
#PresidentsDay #funniesttweets #jokes #joke #dadjoke
What did the lime say to the other lime on Valentine's day? Lime yours! #ValentinesDay #funniesttweets #dadjokes #joke
@Cointelegraph A BUNCH of @swarms_ai no doubt whatchutalkin’ about! Lol
Also #avax #NFTs FTW ! We’re gonna Terraform mars with our bees 🐝 Bee prepared lol #dadjoke https://t.co/1ZS1L02Tlb
Schatz hat mir zum Geburtstag ein Buch mit Dad Jokes geschenkt & ihr müsst nun darunter leiden.
Why does bearse have hairy coats?
Fur protection.
#dadjoke
Hello all my NFL peeps out there. Players and fans alike…How are we feeling about Brock Purdy? Drop your comments. #brockparty #purdygood #dadjokes #stillaneaglesfanthough #gmfb
@cbssports @nateburleson @kylebrandt @heykayadams @willselvatv @PSchrags
How do you make 7 even?
You take away the S.
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#dadjokes
🎨 by Prince_G07
This #AIart piece was created with #midjourney and #Photoshop . AI is enabling the masses to express their #imagination. Don't be a Luddite, embrace #ai
#dadjoke #Memes #funny #dalle #generativeart
I've always wanted to get into full metal alchemist.
But the full boxset costs an arm and a leg!
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#dadjokes #FullmetalAlchemist #anime
🎨 by Master_Vegas_91
What's Hawkeye's shield made of?
Quicksilver!
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#dadjokes #Marvel #MarvelsAvengers
🎨 by Nash77712893
Why are dragons hunted by dwarves in the morning?
The early beard gets the wyrm....
#BeaDnDGames #DnDJokes #WeThinkWeAreFunny #DnDDadJokes