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How do cows stay up to date?
They read the Moo-spaper!
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Who delivers presents to cats?
Santa Paws!
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What sound does a limping turkey make?
Wobble, wobble!
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What do you call a winning monkey?
A Chimpion!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A Pork Chop! #funnydrawing #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #kidsjoke #punny #dadhumor #karatejokes #karatedrawing #porkchop #porkchopoftheday #pigjokes #martialarts #animaljokes #farmjokes #animalart #weirdart
What do you call bear with no ears?
B.
#animaljokes #cutebears #bearart
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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
#foodjokes #cookingistherapy #foodpuns #foodpun #foodart #foodartist #artoffood #animaljokes #baconjokes #baconart
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What do you call a hamster with a top hat?
Abrahamster Lincoln!
#cuteanimaldrawings #animaljokes #animalhumor #animalartist #animalart #hamsterart #cutehamster #tophat #tophatter #abelincoln #abrahamlincoln #dadjoke
What do you call a wet baby owl?
A moist-owlette!
#dadjoke #punstagram #badjokes #wittyhumor #cuteanimaldrawings #animaljokes #animalhumor #animalartist #animalart #babyowl #owllovers #owlart #cuteowl
What to you call a winning monkey?
A Chimpion!
#dadjokes #dadjokesfordays #illustration #digitalart #procreate #humor #puns #rofl #meme #pun #animaljokes #monkey #primate #monkeyart #animalsketch #animalartist #champion #sportsjoke
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Cow joke postponed because it’s pasture bed time!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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