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“Well, the real humans won’t, uh, won’t burn quite so fast in there.”
“Hey, is that a camera in the ceiling?”
“No. Go back to sleep.”
"I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T...I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"
“Wow. You look really hungover, Dad. What did you do last night?”
“Last night? Um...”
“You know what you two need? A little comic strip called ‘Love Is’. It's about two naked eight year olds who are married.”
“When I started this clown thing, I thought it would be nothing but glory. You know, the glory of being a clown. I tell you, it's hard, tiring work. But when I see the smiles on their little faces, I just know they're getting ready to jab me with something.”