SimpsonsQOTDさんのイラストまとめ

“Kids, Itchy and Scratchy can’t be here today. But instead, we’ve got the next best thing. It’s the Stingy and Battery show!”

“You’ve clearly taken items from the candy rack and placed them on top of the donut in an attempt to pass them off as sprinkles.”

“Oh! Sweet, nourishing gruel!”

“Well, the real humans won’t, uh, won’t burn quite so fast in there.”

“Hey! This guy’s paying off!”

“Hey, is that a camera in the ceiling?”
“No. Go back to sleep.”

"I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T...I mean, S-M-A-R-T!"

“Wow. You look really hungover, Dad. What did you do last night?”
“Last night? Um...”

“No, no, dig up, stupid!”

“You know what you two need? A little comic strip called ‘Love Is’. It's about two naked eight year olds who are married.”