SimpsonsQOTDさんのイラストまとめ

"TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me."

"All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids. Your choice: Manic-Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness."

"Just ask this 'scientician'."
"Uhh..."

"Smithers, it's out of control!"
"I'll take him out, sir."

"Good work, Sam. Come on, I'll buy you a falafel."
"Not so fast, schmartenheimer!"

"Burn that seat."

"Hmm, if I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us."

"How's your fathers project coming along?"
"I think he's almost done."
"AHHH!!!"

“At Moe’s, we serve good, old-fashioned home cooking...deep fried to perfection."

"Won't somebody *please* think of the children?!"