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"Good work, Sam. Come on, I'll buy you a falafel."
"Not so fast, schmartenheimer!"
"Hmm, if I didn't know better, I'd swear he was trying to moon us."
"How's your fathers project coming along?"
"I think he's almost done."
"AHHH!!!"
“At Moe’s, we serve good, old-fashioned home cooking...deep fried to perfection."
"You'll see all your favourite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga 2! Bariaga! Aruglia! and Pizzoza!"
"They love, they share, they share and love and share. Love love love, share share share. The Itchy & Scratchy Show."