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"They love, they share, they share and love and share. Love love love, share share share. The Itchy & Scratchy Show."
"You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people."
"Now you're thinking 'I hope that's Shepherd's Pie in my knickers'".
"Most folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll, like Cletus The Slack Jawed Yokel."